A summary of stats for the seasons to date (click on column header to sort):
| Competitor | Avg league position | # times in avg position | # times in First | # times in Last | Consecutive run in First | Consecutive run in Last | Yellows | Reds | Total cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gurj | 1 | 105 | 106 | 17 | 37 | 17 | 350 | 5 | 355 |
| Jonny Breeze | 1 | 44 | 44 | 69 | 24 | 23 | 343 | 20 | 363 |
| Ben | 3 | 73 | 34 | 57 | 19 | 15 | 402 | 10 | 412 |
| Jonny Wild | 4 | 64 | 39 | 82 | 34 | 37 | 399 | 16 | 415 |
| Will | 4 | 38 | 21 | 26 | 14 | 5 | 290 | 11 | 301 |
| Mike | 5 | 75 | 6 | 19 | 2 | 16 | 332 | 14 | 346 |
| Rik | 6 | 55 | 88 | 5 | 33 | 1 | 373 | 9 | 382 |
| Col | 7 | 77 | 13 | 28 | 12 | 12 | 381 | 11 | 392 |
| James | 7 | 65 | 16 | 63 | 9 | 34 | 384 | 16 | 400 |
| Hank | 9 | 35 | 9 | 10 | 5 | 4 | 107 | 8 | 115 |
Cumulative points and fines since season one:
| Competitor | Cumulative points | Average points | Cumulative shots | Cumulative dirty half pints |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gurj | 12267 | 1363 | 95 | 2 |
| Mike | 11544 | 1282.67 | 94 | 4 |
| Ben | 11353 | 1261.44 | 109 | 0 |
| Jonny Wild | 11207 | 1245.22 | 135 | 5 |
| Jonny Breeze | 11059 | 1228.78 | 107 | 5 |
| James | 10970 | 1218.89 | 118 | 2 |
| Col | 10909 | 1212.11 | 118 | 4 |
| Rik | 10759 | 1195.44 | 91 | 5 |
| Will | 8848 | 1264 | 65 | 1 |
| Hank | 4965 | 1241.25 | 43 | 0 |
Minutes per competitor
| Team | Manager | Total points | Total minutes | Points per minutes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Pope's a virgin, Mo's not | Jonny Breeze | 1336 | 24211 | 0.0552 |
| Toss a cock to your Wissa | Mike | 1194 | 22444 | 0.0532 |
| Botman returns | Gurj | 1097 | 21557 | 0.0509 |
| Johnny's fati willy Pervs | Jonny Wild | 1064 | 21410 | 0.0497 |
| Bukake is your Destiny | Will | 1164 | 23445 | 0.0496 |
| Mount Phil Foden's mum | James | 1194 | 24299 | 0.0491 |
| #theFavourite | Col | 1154 | 25846 | 0.0446 |
| Jesus has gröss Areola's | Ben | 1063 | 24768 | 0.0429 |
Goal scorers
| Competitor | Player | Total goals |
|---|---|---|
| James | Erling Haaland | 21 |
| Jonny Breeze | Cole Palmer | 21 |
| James | Phil Foden | 20 |
| Jonny Wild | Ollie Watkins | 19 |
| Will | Alexander Isak | 19 |
| Jonny Breeze | Dominic Solanke | 18 |
| Jonny Breeze | Mohamed Salah | 17 |
| Mike | Son Son | 15 |
| Col | Jarrod Bowen | 13 |
| Will | Bukayo Saka | 13 |
Assists
| Competitor | Player | Total assists |
|---|---|---|
| Jonny Wild | Ollie Watkins | 15 |
| Will | Anthony Gordon | 15 |
| Jonny Breeze | Cole Palmer | 14 |
| Col | Martin Ødegaard | 11 |
| Will | Bukayo Saka | 11 |
| Jonny Breeze | Mohamed Salah | 11 |
| Ben | Pascal Gross | 11 |
| Mike | Son Son | 10 |
| James | Kieran Trippier | 10 |
| Ben | Morgan Gibbs-White | 10 |
Bonus points
| Competitor | Player | Total bonus |
|---|---|---|
| Jonny Breeze | Cole Palmer | 32 |
| Jonny Wild | Ollie Watkins | 29 |
| James | Phil Foden | 29 |
| Jonny Breeze | Mohamed Salah | 26 |
| Ben | Pascal Gross | 26 |
| Col | Martin Ødegaard | 24 |
| Will | Bukayo Saka | 23 |
| James | Erling Haaland | 23 |
| Mike | Son Son | 22 |
| Gurj | Bruno B.Fernandes | 21 |
An analysis of the success of the loans made to date
| Competitor | Player in | Player in points | Player out | Player out points | Difference |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| James | Kai Havertz | 53 | Hwang Hee Chan | 9 | 44 |
| Gurj | Konstantinos Tsimikas | 28 | Sven Botman | 0 | 28 |
| Jonny Wild | Bernardo Bernardo | 26 | Anssumane Ansu Fati | 0 | 26 |
| Mike | Abdoulaye A.Doucoure | 23 | Solly March | 0 | 23 |
| Gurj | Rodrigo Muniz | 23 | Christopher Nkunku | 0 | 23 |
| Will | Matheus Cunha | 25 | Taiwo Awoniyi | 5 | 20 |
| Col | Antoine Semenyo | 19 | Elijah Adebayo | 1 | 18 |
| James | Declan Rice | 16 | Mason Mount | 0 | 16 |
| Ben | Pau Pau | 15 | Rico Henry | 0 | 15 |
| Mike | Douglas Luiz Douglas Luiz | 12 | Michael Olise | 1 | 11 |
| Jonny Wild | Levi Colwill | 9 | Lisandro Martinez | 0 | 9 |
| Will | Bernd Leno | 14 | Aaron Ramsdale | 6 | 8 |
| Ben | Marcus Tavernier | 15 | James Maddison | 7 | 8 |
| Ben | Douglas Luiz Douglas Luiz | 18 | Eberechi Eze | 11 | 7 |
| Col | Tyrick Mitchell | 5 | Andrew Robertson | 0 | 5 |
| Jonny Breeze | Lewis Dunk | 16 | Joško Gvardiol | 11 | 5 |
| Mike | Leon Bailey | 5 | Pedro Neto | 1 | 4 |
| Will | Marcos Senesi | 4 | Destiny Udogie | 0 | 4 |
| Jonny Breeze | Micky Van de Ven | 3 | Ben Chilwell | 0 | 3 |
| Gurj | Richarlison Richarlison | 41 | Diogo Diogo J. | 40 | 1 |
| Jonny Breeze | Norberto Neto | 18 | José José Sá | 22 | -4 |
| Jonny Wild | Vitalii Mykolenko | 15 | Pervis Estupiñan | 20 | -5 |
A breakdown of how we have performed against each other in the cup competitions can be found below. The victors are in the rows, losers in the columns.
| Winner\Loser | Ben | Col | Gurj | James | JonnyB | JonnyW | Mike | Rik | Will | Hank | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | 7.5 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 7 | 6 | 2 | 44.5 | |
| Col | 7.5 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 41.5 | |
| Gurj | 12 | 8 | 2 | 4.5 | 7.5 | 8 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 50 | |
| James | 4 | 0 | 2 | 7.5 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 29.5 | |
| JonnyB | 0 | 4 | 3.5 | 8.5 | 3.5 | 5 | 4.5 | 8 | 0 | 37 | |
| JonnyW | 6 | 5 | 8.5 | 5 | 5.5 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 40 | |
| Mike | 3 | 2 | 4 | 9 | 8 | 4 | 5 | 6.5 | 1 | 42.5 | |
| Rik | 4 | 4 | 7 | 8 | 5.5 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 44.5 | |
| Will | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4.5 | 4 | 0 | 25.5 | |
| Hank | 3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | |
| Total | 41.5 | 35.5 | 45 | 45.5 | 41 | 39 | 38.5 | 32.5 | 35.5 | 13 | 367 |