A summary of stats for the seasons to date (click on column header to sort):
| Competitor | Avg league position | # times in avg position | # times in First | # times in Last | Consecutive run in First | Consecutive run in Last | Yellows | Reds | Total cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gurj | 1 | 138 | 138 | 17 | 37 | 17 | 413 | 5 | 418 |
| Rik | 1 | 88 | 88 | 12 | 33 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ben | 2 | 88 | 40 | 32 | 19 | 15 | 452 | 13 | 465 |
| Jonny Wild | 4 | 89 | 39 | 39 | 34 | 26 | 450 | 18 | 468 |
| Mike | 5 | 92 | 6 | 20 | 2 | 16 | 398 | 15 | 413 |
| Will | 5 | 66 | 21 | 20 | 14 | 5 | 354 | 13 | 367 |
| Col | 7 | 99 | 13 | 25 | 12 | 12 | 431 | 14 | 445 |
| Jonny Breeze | 8 | 81 | 57 | 48 | 24 | 23 | 402 | 23 | 425 |
| James | 9 | 106 | 16 | 94 | 9 | 34 | 441 | 24 | 465 |
| Hank | 9 | 35 | 9 | 10 | 5 | 4 | 107 | 8 | 115 |
Cumulative points and fines since season one:
| Competitor | Cumulative points | Average points | Cumulative shots | Cumulative dirty half pints |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gurj | 14009 | 1273.55 | 115 | 2 |
| Ben | 13379 | 1216.27 | 129 | 2 |
| Mike | 13259 | 1205.36 | 116 | 4 |
| Jonny Wild | 12900 | 1172.73 | 158 | 6 |
| Jonny Breeze | 12813 | 1164.82 | 124 | 6 |
| Col | 12723 | 1156.64 | 126 | 4 |
| Rik | 12540 | 1254 | 97 | 6 |
| James | 12332 | 1121.09 | 145 | 4 |
| Will | 10638 | 1182 | 78 | 1 |
| Hank | 4965 | 1241.25 | 40 | 0 |
Minutes per competitor
| Team | Manager | Total points | Total minutes | Points per minutes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Left-Backstreet Boys | Jonny Breeze | 555 | 10429 | 0.0532 |
| Caoimhin Me Softly | Will | 503 | 10258 | 0.0490 |
| Mitchell's Mutts and The Woodpeckers | Col | 425 | 8898 | 0.0478 |
| Benjamins Ait Nourious Seskodenders | Ben | 448 | 9396 | 0.0477 |
| Saka cock for your Wissa | Mike | 457 | 9999 | 0.0457 |
| Myles, Micky and The Big Lads | James | 395 | 8671 | 0.0456 |
| Mitoma your mum | Jonny Wild | 479 | 10664 | 0.0449 |
| The Xhaka-Lacka-Boom-Booms | Gurj | 448 | 10283 | 0.0436 |
| Rik Torode's Crack Pipe Fever Dream | Rik | 387 | 8900 | 0.0435 |
Goal scorers
| Competitor | Player | Total goals |
|---|---|---|
| Jonny Breeze | Erling Haaland | 14 |
| Will | Igor Thiago Thiago | 11 |
| Jonny Wild | Jean-Philippe Mateta | 7 |
| Rik | Antoine Semenyo | 6 |
| Ben | Bryan Mbeumo | 5 |
| Ben | Nick Woltemade | 5 |
| Gurj | Viktor Gyökeres | 4 |
| James | Mohamed M.Salah | 4 |
| Will | Iliman Ndiaye | 4 |
| Will | Cody Gakpo | 4 |
Assists
| Competitor | Player | Total assists |
|---|---|---|
| Gurj | Yankuba Minteh | 7 |
| Jonny Breeze | Declan Rice | 5 |
| Jonny Wild | Bruno B.Fernandes | 5 |
| Gurj | Mohammed Kudus | 5 |
| Jonny Breeze | Jack Grealish | 4 |
| Rik | Antoine Semenyo | 4 |
| Jonny Wild | El Hadji Malick Diouf | 4 |
| Will | Cody Gakpo | 3 |
| Jonny Wild | Francisco Evanilson Evanilson | 3 |
| Gurj | Marcos Senesi | 3 |
Bonus points
| Competitor | Player | Total bonus |
|---|---|---|
| Jonny Breeze | Erling Haaland | 23 |
| Jonny Wild | Gabriel Gabriel | 13 |
| Will | Igor Thiago Thiago | 12 |
| Will | João Pedro João Pedro | 11 |
| Jonny Wild | Bruno B.Fernandes | 11 |
| Jonny Breeze | Declan Rice | 10 |
| Mike | Jarrod Bowen | 9 |
| Rik | Antoine Semenyo | 9 |
| Ben | Bryan Mbeumo | 8 |
| Ben | Nick Woltemade | 7 |
An analysis of the success of the loans made to date
| Competitor | Player in | Player in points | Player out | Player out points | Difference |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mike | Lyle Foster | 16 | Yoane Wissa | 0 | 16 |
| Ben | Matty Cash | 14 | Rayan Aït-Nouri | 1 | 13 |
| Gurj | Dominik Szoboszlai | 6 | Martin Ødegaard | 1 | 5 |
| Ben | Nico O’Reilly | 5 | Jeremie Frimpong | 0 | 5 |
| Mike | Dan Burn | 6 | Tino Livramento | 4 | 2 |
| Jonny Wild | Nick Pope | 9 | Alisson A.Becker | 8 | 1 |
A breakdown of how we have performed against each other in the cup competitions can be found below. The victors are in the rows, losers in the columns.
| Winner\Loser | Ben | Col | Gurj | James | JonnyB | JonnyW | Mike | Rik | Will | Hank | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ben | 7.5 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 7 | 3.5 | 7 | 6 | 2 | 47 | |
| Col | 7.5 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 43.5 | |
| Gurj | 14 | 9 | 2 | 6.5 | 7.5 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 57 | |
| James | 5 | 0 | 2 | 7.5 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 30.5 | |
| JonnyB | 0 | 6 | 3.5 | 10.5 | 3.5 | 5 | 4.5 | 8 | 0 | 41 | |
| JonnyW | 6 | 6 | 8.5 | 7 | 5.5 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 44 | |
| Mike | 4.5 | 2 | 4 | 10 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 7.5 | 1 | 46.5 | |
| Rik | 4 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 5.5 | 6 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 47.5 | |
| Will | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 5.5 | 5 | 0 | 30.5 | |
| Hank | 3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | |
| Total | 47 | 40.5 | 46 | 50.5 | 44 | 43 | 41 | 35.5 | 39.5 | 13 | 399.5 |