Fine 1
If one of your players leaves the English Premier league(leaves for any reason, transfer, loan or retirement) = £5.
| Competitor | Narrative | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Rik | Andreas Pereira | 2025-08-30 |
Fine 2
If one of your players appears on the front page of The Mirror, The Daily Star or The Sun (or their respective Sunday papers) for any non-footballing reason = £5
| Competitor | Narrative | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Jonny Breeze | Gucci Gang raids Grealish (Sun) | 2025-12-01 |
Fine 3
If your player receives their first cap for their country(any country), everyone else = £5.
No fines recorded for this category.
Fine 4
If a player goes on strike, the other competitors can choose one of their fines to pass over to that holder of the striking player.
No fines recorded for this category.
Fine 5
OBT goal of the season - The holder = -£5.
No fines recorded for this category.
Fine 6
OBT player of the season - The holder = -£5
| Competitor | Narrative | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Jonny Wild | Bruno Fernandes | 2026-05-30 |
Fine 7
Appearing in a David Squires Comic (image only) = £5
| Competitor | Narrative | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Col | Gibbs-White | 2025-09-16 |
| Jonny Breeze | Gordon | 2025-09-26 |
| Mike | Eze | 2025-09-26 |
| Mike | Wissa | 2025-09-26 |
| James | Isak | 2025-09-26 |
| Gurj | Xhaka | 2025-08-19 |
| Gurj | Tarkowski | 2025-08-19 |
| Jonny Breeze | Rice | 2025-08-19 |
| Mike | Saka | 2025-08-19 |
| James | Salah | 2025-08-19 |
| Gurj | Tarkowski | 2026-05-05 |
| Col | MGW | 2026-05-05 |
| Jonny Breeze | Cucurella | 2026-04-28 |
| Mike | Donnarumma | 2026-04-21 |
| Jonny Wild | Gabriel | 2026-04-21 |
| Jonny Breeze | Haaland | 2026-04-21 |
| Jonny Breeze | Rice | 2026-04-21 |
| James | Bernado | 2026-04-21 |
| Gurj | Gyokeres | 2026-04-14 |
| Will | Saliba | 2026-04-14 |
| Will | Saliba | 2026-04-07 |
| Mike | Enzo | 2026-04-07 |
| Jonny Breeze | Cucurella | 2026-04-07 |
| Ben | Raya | 2026-05-12 |
| Jonny Wild | Gabriel | 2026-04-07 |
| Jonny Breeze | Rice | 2026-05-12 |
| Will | Saliba | 2026-05-12 |
Fine 8
The last player's chosen scorer to score a goal in the premier league. (Your scorer must be chosen by the time the first game kicks off = £10
| Competitor | Narrative | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Ben | Fullkrug | 2026-01-08 |
Fine 9
If your chosen scorer scores an own goal = £10
No fines recorded for this category.
Fine 10
If one of your players dies everyone else must have a dirty pint.
No fines recorded for this category.
Fine 11
For every red card received by the manager/head coach of a club that a competitor has a player of = £5.
| Competitor | Narrative | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Jonny Breeze | Cucurella red | 2026-01-08 |
| Jonny Breeze | Gordon red | 2026-01-08 |
| Jonny Breeze | Grealish red | 2026-01-08 |
| James | Chalobah red | 2026-01-08 |
| Jonny Wild | Reinildo red | 2026-01-08 |
| Mike | Burn red | 2026-01-08 |
| Mike | Maresca red (Enzo) | 2025-10-05 |
| Jonny Breeze | Maresca red (Cucurella) | 2025-10-05 |
| Jonny Breeze | Maresca red (Neto) | 2025-10-05 |
| Rik | Maresca red (Palmer) | 2025-10-05 |
| James | Maresca red (Chalobah) | 2025-10-05 |
| Will | Maresca red (Pedro) | 2025-10-05 |
| Mike | Schade | 2026-02-02 |
| Mike | schade | 2026-02-02 |
Fine 12
Any event that causes a player to receive a ban/club suspension of 4 or more consecutive premier league games = £10.
No fines recorded for this category.
Fine 13
If you have a player who's manager/head coach leaves for any reason = £5
| Competitor | Narrative | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Mike | Nuno sacked (Sels) | 2025-09-09 |
| Gurj | Nuno sacked (Milenkovic) | 2025-09-09 |
| Rik | Nuno sacked (Ndoye) | 2025-09-09 |
| Ben | Nuno sacked (Anderson) | 2025-09-09 |
| Col | Nuno sacked (Gibbs-White) | 2025-09-09 |
| Mike | Potter sacked (Bowen) | 2025-09-27 |
| Jonny Wild | Potter sacked (Diouf) | 2025-09-27 |
| Mike | Ange sacked (Sels) | 2025-10-19 |
| Gurj | Ange sacked (Milenkovic) | 2025-10-19 |
| Rik | Ange sacked (Ndoye) | 2025-10-19 |
| Ben | Ange sacked (Anderson) | 2025-10-19 |
| Col | Ange sacked (Gibbs-White) | 2025-10-19 |
| Rik | Pereira sacked (Larson) | 2025-11-03 |
| Mike | Maresca sacked (Enzo) | 2026-01-01 |
| Jonny Breeze | Maresca sacked (Neto) | 2026-01-01 |
| Jonny Breeze | Maresca sacked (Cucurella) | 2026-01-01 |
| Rik | Maresca sacked (Palmer) | 2026-01-01 |
| James | Maresca sacked (Chalobah) | 2026-01-01 |
| Will | Maresca sacked (Pedro) | 2026-01-01 |
| Jonny Wild | Amorim sacked (Amad) | 2026-01-04 |
| Jonny Wild | Amorim sacked (Bruno) | 2026-01-04 |
| Rik | Amorim sacked (Cunha) | 2026-01-04 |
| Ben | Amorim sacked (Yoro) | 2026-01-04 |
| Ben | Amorim sacked (Mbeumo) | 2026-01-04 |
| James | Amorim sacked (De Ligt) | 2026-01-04 |
| Rik | Frank sacked (Pedro) | 2026-02-11 |
| James | frank sacked (Micky) | 2026-02-11 |
| James | frank sacked (Solanke) | 2026-02-11 |
| Gurj | Dyche sacked (Milenkovic) | 2026-02-12 |
| Ben | Dyche sacked (Anderson) | 2026-02-12 |
| Col | Dyche sacked (MGW) | 2026-02-12 |
| Rik | Parker sacked (Esteve) | 2026-03-30 |
| James | Parker sacked (Dubravka) | 2026-03-30 |
| Mike | Maresca sacked (Enzo) | 2026-03-30 |
| Jonny Breeze | Maresca sacked (Cucurella) | 2026-03-30 |
| Rik | Maresca sacked (Palmer) | 2026-03-30 |
| James | Maresca sacked (Chalabah) | 2026-03-30 |
| Col | Maresca sacked (Sanchez) | 2026-03-30 |
| Will | maresca sacked (Pedro) | 2026-03-30 |
| Mike | Pep (Donnarumma) | 2026-05-25 |
| Mike | Pep (Ruben) | 2026-05-25 |
| Jonny Breeze | Pep (Guehi) | 2026-05-25 |
| Jonny Breeze | Pep (Haaland) | 2026-05-25 |
| Rik | Pep (Semenyo) | 2026-05-25 |
| Ben | Pep (Nunes) | 2026-05-25 |
| Ben | Pep (Ait-Nouri) | 2026-05-25 |
| James | Pep (Bernado) | 2026-05-25 |
| James | Pep (Foden) | 2026-05-25 |
| Will | O'Reilly | 2026-05-25 |
| Will | Pep (Cherki) | 2026-05-25 |
| Gurj | Iraola (Sensei) | 2026-05-25 |
| Gurj | Iraola (Kroupi) | 2026-05-25 |
| Jonny Wild | Iraola (Evanilson) | 2026-05-25 |
| Mike | Slot (Konate) | 2026-05-30 |
| Jonny Wild | Slot (VVD) | 2026-05-30 |
| Jonny Breeze | Slot (Kerkez) | 2026-05-30 |
| Jonny Breeze | Slot (Isak) | 2026-08-12 |
| Ben | Slot (Frimpong) | 2026-05-30 |
| James | Slot (Salah) | 2026-05-30 |
| Will | Slot (Gakpo) | 2026-05-30 |
| Will | Slot (Wirtz) | 2026-05-30 |
Fine 14
The failure to return the trophy (or significant damage as agreed by the other Competitors) with the new winner's name professionally engraved onto the trophy = dirty half pint
No fines recorded for this category.
Fine 15
The Ben Wild Echo fine for repetition in a month = £5.
No fines recorded for this category.
Fine 16
Losing to a lower placed team in the league during the OBT Cup = £5.
| Competitor | Narrative | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Mike | losing to Col | 2026-03-23 |
Fine 17
Opted to forgo draft or remaining loans unusued = -£5.
No fines recorded for this category.
Fine 18
Setting lowest GW record = £5.
| Competitor | Narrative | Date |
|---|---|---|
| James | gw 6: 13 points | 2025-09-30 |
Fine 19
Goal of the season: no votes received = £5.
No fines recorded for this category.
Fine 20
Late response to doodle = £5.
No fines recorded for this category.
Fine 21
Failure to provide badge before Supp Draft = £5.
No fines recorded for this category.
Fine 22
Least susccessful loan = £5.
| Competitor | Narrative | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Jonny Breeze | Casemiro in -10 | 2026-05-30 |
Fine 23
Manager does not achieve 1,000 points for a season = £20.
| Competitor | Narrative | Date |
|---|---|---|
| James | 976 | 2026-05-30 |
Fine 24
If your player reecives a WC 2022 winners medal = -£5.
No fines recorded for this category.