2025/26
European Cup: The Xhaka-Lacka-Boom-Booms (Gurj)
The YCC: The Xhaka-Lacka-Boom-Booms (Gurj)
The Eliminator: The Xhaka-Lacka-Boom-Booms (Gurj)
2024/25
European Cup: (Jonny Breeze)
League Champions: G-Diddy (Gurj)
OBT Cup: G-Diddy (Gurj)
The YCC: (Rik)
All Star Trophy: The South (52 to 37)
Wooden Spoon: (Jonny Breeze)
Manager of Season: G-Diddy (Gurj)
The Eliminator: Tomiyasu Robinson #Favourite (Ben)
2023/24
European Cup: Botman returns (Gurj)
League Champions: The Pope's a virgin, Mo's not (Jonny Breeze)
OBT Cup: Bukake is your Destiny (Will)
The YCC: #theFavourite (Col)
All Star Trophy: The South (69 to 38)
Wooden Spoon: Jesus has gröss Areola's (Ben)
Manager of Season: The Pope's a virgin, Mo's not (Jonny Breeze)
The Eliminator: Mount Phil Foden's mum (James)
2022/23
European Cup: FC Bongoland (Mike)
League Champions: #theFavourite (Ben)
OBT Cup: Bertrand's curse (Col)
The YCC: #theFavourite (Ben)
All Star Trophy: The North (85 to 67)
Wooden Spoon: Abject Failure (James)
Manager of Season: #theFavourite (Ben)
2021/22
European Cup: Oh Mane Dias (Jonny Wild)
League Champions: #theFavourite (Rik)
OBT Cup: Kane's Grealy bankers (James)
The YCC: Original pubic material (Will)
All Star Trophy: The South (56 to 25)
Wooden Spoon: Bertrand Mings but Col doesn’t care (Col)
Manager of Season: #theFavourite (Rik)
2020/21
European Cup: Mount Grealish (Ben)
League Champions: Gucci's kaned mad son (Gurj)
OBT Cup: Gucci's kaned mad son (Gurj)
The YCC: Barker spoons Bertrand (Col)
All Star Trophy: The North (59 to 38)
Wooden Spoon: Chaffe de Testes (James)
Manager of Season: Gucci's kaned mad son (Gurj)
2019/20
European Cup: #theFavourite (Rik)
League Champions: Pearl Barkley Vegetarian Hotpot (Gurj)
OBT Cup: pulisic-ky after a dirty pint (Jonny Breeze)
The YCC: #theFavourite (Rik)
All Star Trophy: The North (67 to 58)
Wooden Spoon: Bertrand's Collywobble (Col)
Manager of Season: sharpe's Portaloo (Hank)
2018/19
European Cup: Pubic Enemy (Will)
League Champions: #thefavourite (Hank)
OBT Cup: Jonny Wild loves Scouse Dijk (Jonny Wild)
The YCC: De Gea Prophets (Mike)
All Star Trophy: The North (98 to 83)
Wooden Spoon: Big and Black at the Back (Gurj)
Manager of Season: #thefavourite (Hank)
2017/18
European Cup: De Gea Vokes (Rik)
League Champions: The Wooden Wild Favourites (Jonny Wild)
OBT Cup: The Peacock Manjina Returns (Mike)
The YCC: The Peacock Manjina Returns (Mike)
All Star Trophy: The South (48 points to 47)
Wooden Spoon: De Gea Vokes (Rik)
Manager of Season: The Peacock Manjina Returns (Mike)
2016/17
European Cup: Left back Friend (Jonny Wild)
League Champions: The Mido Touch (Gurj)
OBT Cup: Pulis in disguise (Rik)
The YCC: Mr Chatty Man (Ben)
All Star Trophy: The North (43 points to 41)
Wooden Spoon: Left back Friend (Jonny Wild)
Manager of Season: Team sick note (Will)
2015/16
European Cup: Baines on Toast (Gurj)
League Champions: LWC (Rik)
OBT Cup: Deeney's Donkeys (Jonny Wild)
Yellow Cat Cup: LWC (Rik)
All Star Trophy: The North (87 points to 40)
Wooden Spoon: Dirty rent boys (Jonny Breeze)
Manager of Season: Baines on Toast (Gurj)
2014/15
League Champions: Wickham Wanderers (Gurj)
OBT Cup: Wickham Wanderers (Gurj)
Yellow Cat Cup: Consistently Stale (Jonny Breeze)
Wooden Spoon: Team Left Back (Jonny Wild)
Manager of Season: Clowne FC (Ben)